News just in from Representative Rahm Emanuel's secretary.
November 8, 2006 Chicago, IL
Chief Democrat Rahm Emanuel(Father is an Israeli born Jew) declares that his 5th U.S. Illinois Congressional district is officially the new international colony for Zionist Israel. Congressman Emanuel has appointed legions of Jewish children on donkeys that will be patrolling the streets collecting new taxes for building the world's smallest synagogue. All Islamic terrorists that wish to become Jewish bodyguards are supposed contact Rahm Emanuel's offices immediately for private hire. Congressman Emanuel also issued a statement that starting January 3, 2007 at 6:00 P.M., curfews will be imposed for all people of non-Jewish descent that reside in the 5th district.
November 8, 2006 DuPage County, IL.
It is reported that people of Germanic descent are volunteering to have a January 3, 2007 6:01 P.M. firearm duels in all local parks with all practicing or non-practicing Jews. Stormtroopers are reported to be consolidating at all compounds in the general locality of Rahm Emanuel's Congressional offices.
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