Monday, January 10, 2005

Grass Excon Tax Bill


What a mindless use of land to grow grass alone. Gee, lets plant one type of seed to take over an acre of land, and eliminate the rest with lawn mowers and sprays of chemicals. Use your brain and realize how much went to waste: Non-renewable petro, any one in a billion other plants that could have gave you money through trade venue, a quick pheasant or toad could have hung out instead of the over populated rodent squirrels!

For those who use land mowers, its going to be ten times more expensive to run them. Thats because laws will be enabled to place a special tax on lawn mowers. Prepare for giant land tax increases on your residental land that you degenerated as useless due to your inability to either; let nature slowly take her course back to the forrest, or to start planting useful plants. Because grass lawns equal useless space of production, therefore you can bet your honey jar that uncle sam will tax your laziness.

Summary: Grass lawns are a waste of space, and are simply an unprodcutive use of land.