Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Christianity Is Not Dead

Last night on the O'reilly factor there was a quack named Berlinski.
I heard her say, "Christianity is dead."

Why would such unfounded arguments even be uttered on national television? I beg to differ that on Ash Wednesday, Ms. Berlinski is bound to see somebody walking about with holy ashes on their foreheads. That is unless Ms. Berlinski is stuck worshipping the devil in a synagogue.


Top Ten Reasons Christianity Is Not Dead:

1. Pat Robertson is still on television.
2. The bible is still the number one selling book.
3. The Protestants and Catholics still fight in Ireland(probably bar fights now).
4. Every day unknown amounts of babies are baptized as Christians.
5. Every day and every second the holy rosary is being prayed outloud.
6. Everyday people get married at Christian church's.
7. Mardi Gras is still celebrated around the world, including New Orleans.
8. New Christian church's are always being built.
9. People still are commonly observed wearing crosses around their necks.
10. Catholic Cathedrals are not abandoned.

2 comments:

marie curie said...

you make a good point here sir. also, chris penn did die from fatness. drugs and fatness. it's kinda humorous

Crazyeyes said...

Christianity isn't dead yet, but it will be soon. Ancient religions, religions based on blind faith in ancient books, are too ridiculous and primitive to last forever. One day mankind will grow out of its infancy and dispose of Christianity for good.